What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo.
One was caught playing football
The second was caught watching television
And the third............ No... No!! it's not YOU !!!
Tyasko ajhai pattra lageko chhaina.... Khoji jaari chha.
Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.
Love is not sumthg that is born in the morning, shines in the noon and dies at night.
It borns when its not needed and dies wen you need it the most!!
Friend... I hope you have a very excellent, very special, very amazing Valentine's day today... for no other reason than the obvious... you are a very excellent, very special, very amazing person... and you deserve that. Happy Valentine's day!!!
There is no better way than a rose to say... you are just as beautiful and special! Wish I was there with you now to tell you so...Happy Valentine's day!!!
A heart as big as all outdoors, a spirit that's so free it soars... A love that sparkles and delights, and warmth that welcomes and invites... That's you! Wishing you the special Valentine's day you deserve.
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se
program karo pados wali se
ankh ladao Sali se
love karo dilwali se aur
maar khao ghar walli se.