If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
to ho nhi skte
KOI AUR HI HOGA
Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loga kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.
Musician: Is the music sweet?
Boy: More or less like the one which my father plays.
Musician: Your father a musician?
Boy: No, he is a carpenter.
Bhikari: O sundari, Allah k naam pe ek rupiya de de, Andha hon, Allah K naam pe..
Husband said to his wife: tujhe sundari bol raha hai har haal main andha hai.
3 facts of the world
Fact # 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue
Fact # 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it
Fact # 3: Fact # 1 is false
I am sorry mene apse ek baat chupayi hai, i know aapko bura lage ga, shayed ap dosti torh do, is se pehle k apko kisi aur se pata chalay mujhe apko batana hoga… CHEENI 2 RUPAY SASTI HOGAYI HAI
No Visits, No calls, No sms, No letters, No Miss Call… I am worried, Kia hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kia?