A hotel guest to the manager, "Does the water always come through the roof like that?"
Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
On this joyous occasion, may Waheguru accept your good deeds and reward your actions by filling your life with all the bounties of nature!
Tu Hi Bata Ae Dil, Tujhe Samjhaon Kaise;
Jisse Chahta Hai Tu, Usse Nazdeek Laun Kaise;
Youn Toh Har Tamanna Har Ehsaas Hai Woh Mera;
Par Uss Ehsaas Ko Yeh Ehsaas Dilaun Kaise!
Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
Banta: What's to it?
Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
Banta on his first visit to a new barber shop remarked, "Your dog takes great interest in watching you cut hair".
"Yep", said the barber, "That's because sometimes I snip off a bit of a customer's ear".
I add everyone I hate to my Facebook, so that I could send them Farmville notifications and poke them to death.
Together or apart, you always remain in my heart;
When I think of you, it brings a little lark!
Missing you, my sweetheart!
Cat: Meow Meow...
Pappu: Meow Meow...
Jeeto: Stop aping the cat!
Pappu: No Mum, it's not like that. Actually, OMG! I speak cat!