Your job won't take care of you when you are sick, your friends will. So always stay in touch!
I may not be by your side, celebrating your special day with you. But I want you to know that I am thinking of you and wishing you a wonderful birthday!
Santa called his son, "Pappu, if you don't stop playing that trumpet, I think I'll go crazy".
Pappu replied cheekily, "I think you are already, I stopped playing it half an hour ago!"
Basa Dete Nahin Aur Dil Pe Hai Har Lahza Nigah;
Ji Mein Kahte Hein Ke Muft Haath Aaey, Tau Maal Achha Hai!
He has his eyes on my heart, but doesn't yield a kiss;
The stuff is good, he seems to think, if it comes gratis!
A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?"
Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"
Kissing is the finest and the shortest way to burn calories and to show your love and affection.
So keeping kissing to remain healthy, lovable and cheerful!
Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. "Any last requests?" asked the jailer.
"Yes", replied one of the prisoners. "I love music; so before I die, could you play me something by Himesh Reshammiya."
And the second prisoner said, "Please kill me first."
Taking a cue from Idea Ad, if every child starts swapping their parents' mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!