Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?
Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!
Beggar: I'm the author of a book called "150 Methods to Become Rich.
Man: Then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the best methods!
The distance between us may be miles and years but it will not change the fact that I hope you are missing me too!
Kuchh Socho Toh Tere Khayal Aa Jaata Hai;
Kuchh Bolon To Tera Naam Aa Jaati Hai;
Kab Tak Chupaon Dil Ki Baat;
Uski Har Ada Par Mujhe Pyaar Aa Jaata Hai!
Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?
Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!
Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!
Santa: I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35 KM zone but I got away.
Banta: But how?
Santa: I told the police I had dyslexia!
I must have wish upon a lucky star, to have someone as wonderful as you by my side!
I love you, honey!