In the morning, I don't eat because I think of you;
In the afternoon, I don't eat because I think of you;
In the evening, I don't eat because I think of you;
At night, I can't sleep because I am hungry!
Duniya Bhi Dekhi Aur Duniyadaari Bhi Deekhi;
Dil Par Mainee Chalti Hui Aari Bhi Dekhi;
Dekhe The Jo Log Maine Wafadariyaan Nibhaate;
Unhi Ke Hathon Maine Hoti Gadaari Bhi Dekhi!
A man went into a bank and said to the cashier, "Will you check my balance?"
Santa was also standing in the queue behind him and before the cashier could reply, Santa pushed him.
Do not let a bottle of wine serve as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together.
Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine.
Show some respect
Preeto: Why is psychoanalysis much quicker for men than it is for woman?
Jeeto: Because when it is time to go back to childhood, the man is already there.
Rone Se Kissi Ko Paya Nahi Jata;
Khone Se Kissi Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata;
Waqt Sabko Milta Hai Zindaagi Badalane Ke Liye;
Par Zindagi Nahi Milti Waqt Badalne Ke Liye!
Unki Mohabbat Ke Abhi Nishaan Baaki Hai;
Naam Lab Par Hai Aur Jaan Baaki Hai;
Kya Hua Aggar Dekh Kar Muh Pher Lete Hain;
Tasalli Hai Ke Shakal Ki Pehchaan Baki Hai!
Santa: I'm the only one in my family who drinks, which is great.
Banta: Why is it great?
Santa: Because to me, they're all potential liver donors!