I heard women love a man in uniform. Can’t wait to start working at McDonalds.
A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“
Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….
Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki…
Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna
“Husband” Bhi saath Layegi!!…
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Vogue. Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Mistress on the cover of Playboy. Wife on the cover of Missing People.