A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….
Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki…
Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna
“Husband” Bhi saath Layegi!!…
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Vogue. Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Mistress on the cover of Playboy. Wife on the cover of Missing People.
3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.
when i saw U, I hold my breathe and thought......
would U be mine...
would i be urs....
would i be able to feel u....
it was a fantasy where I was living..
but U made me believe fantacy may become reality..
Love is like \"missed call\".
It stops when U try 2 catch.
But Frndship is like \"sms\"
Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox
until U delete it.
So its upto u
2 keep & value a friend!
do you knw the worst thing of love ? sum body has tears in eyes bcoz of u .... & the best thing about love is ... that sum body has tears in eys ... just for u...