One day a man inserted an ‘advert’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married – now he is going through Hell!!!
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.