Girl’s Best Assets
A girl’s best asset is her
Girls Live Longer
Q: Why do Girls live longer than Boys?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Boyfriend: Ji Karta Hai,
Tumhari Zulfon Main Kho Jaon.
Tumhari Baanhon Main Jhool Jaon.
Girlfriend: Waheed Murad He Rahogy,
Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi Bhi Banogy?
Girlfriend: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?
Boyfriend: 2, Ek Tum Aur Ek Ooper.
Wife: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?
Husband: Andhi Ho? Woh Ooper Kharbooza Nazar Aaraha Hai?
Wo choom lai ek baar to ati nahi neend, unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet
isliye kehta hon ye risk na uthao… MORTEIN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO!!!
Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out too, then people started shouting “TWINS TWINS”
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
You are equal to sixty james bond!
007 * 60 = 420