Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don't fly!
Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too!
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
Result aane par beta fail ho gya toh papa bola
Papa- Dekh Dekh wo sharma uncle ki beti kaise paas ho gyi..
Beta-Ary papa aur kitnna dekhon issi ko dekh dekh kar toh fail hua hon..
DILWALE DULAHANYA LE JAYENGE..THEME
Yaar..Humara janam ek bar hota hai
Bachpan ek baar aata hai
Jawanni ek baar aati hai
Budapa ek baar aata hai
Toh fir exams baar baar kyun aate hain.....?
girl : I love u
boy: I love u to lekhin yahi baat dusre tarike se batao
0girl: tere lash ko aag lagane ka mouka mere beto ko dega kya
Where was "LOVE" born?
Of course in CHINA
Bcoz it has no warranty & no gurantee.