Kitna Dur Nikal Gaye Hum Rishte Nibhaate Nibhaate;
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne Apno Ko Paate Paate;
Log Kahte Hai Dard Chupa Hai Humaare Dil Mein;
Aur Hum Thak Gaye Jhuthi Hassi Muskurate Muskurate!

Santa: My wife worships me.
Banta: Why do you say so?
Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!

Jeeto and Santa were invited to Banta's for dinner.
Jeeto to Preeto after tasting a horrible dish, "You must give me the original recipe of this dish".
Preeto: Why the original recipe?
Jeeto: So you can never cook it again!

I have the 'I';
I have the 'L';
I have the 'O';
I have the 'V';
I have the 'E';
So please can I have 'U'?

Let love be the guide to your dreams;
Let love be the light to your heart;
Let your love be the reason why my heart still continues to beat!

Rabba Band Karde Iss Baarish Nu;
Nakhre Jhalle Nahi Jande Husn Diya Naara De;
Jinha Ne Kadi Phull Nahi Si Chukeya;
Chukne Pai Rahe Ne Ajj, Paunche Salwaara De!

Santa's marriage got fixed for 2nd November. He sent an Invite to all his friends:
Marriage is on 2nd, please come on the Ist Night.
We'll all have fun together!

Mohabbat Dekhi Hai Maine Zamaane Bhar Ke Logon Ki;
Jahaan Kuch Daam Zyada Ho Aksar Vahaan Insaan Bik Jaate Hain!